Bloody hell! Oy mate, did you just throw a bloody harpoon at me?

Shut it, you knobhead! God, what a f***in' muppet! Bloody harpoonin' everythin'! I could've got done in there, Right in front of me bird! What a fit bird she is! Bloody harpoon! What the bloody hell are you playin' at, you bender?! God save the Queen and all that palaver! ! Tart! Loo! Fish 'n chips! Apples and pears! Fanny! Harpoon!