Can you translate these Swahili and Sheng sentences?

Well there are so many mistakes in your sentences but as i'm a native swahili speaker at least i can understand the whole idea of those words. What you wrote can be translated as "i know it has touched you and that's why you thinki you are with Sara.i'll fight him but he wants wedo?first (this sentence does not make sense especially wedo coz there's no such word in swahili) Tell steve to accept/inherit all of my biatches:O anyways i hope i helped